Bronco from Larry the Cable Guy

Er...

Larry The Cable Guy Bronco Witless Protection Movie

Clowns Gone Bad

I've always been a little afraid of clowns.

HALLOWEEN HAUNTED HOUSE DECOR PSYCHO CARNIVAL CLOWN

Time Travel

Riiiight. Sure, uh-huh. Man, oh, man you just gotta wonder.

Time Travel

Mummy Returns Prop

Egyptian bird type thing. From The Mummy Returns.

Mummy Returns Original Movie Prop-Large Wall Bird Hang

Haunted Painted Coffin

Hey, I like it.

real painted haunted coffin scary

Weird Chicken Picture

Ok. Who thinks up this stuff?

Pygmy Mummy

Very ugly.

MUMMIFIED PYGMY MUMMY,FREAK SIDESHOW GAFF, MUST SEE!!!!

Control Someone's Life

I don't know about you, but I have enough trouble figuring out what I'm going to do. Adding control of someone else? No thanks.

Control My Life In 2009!

Roswell UFO Wreckage Debris

Newspaper clipping and all.

ORIGINAL ROSWELL UFO WRECKAGE DEBRIS!!! STRANGE!!!!

Movie Star Lunch with Richard Tyson

Ok, now, I realize that when it comes to certain aspects of Hollywood I'm pretty out of it but all I could think when I saw this was...

Who???? and Icon?? ;)

Movie Star Lunch with Entertainment ICON RICHARD TYSON

Crazy Midget Party and Dwarf Cage Fighting

This is totally outrageous. You can go and party at this guy's bar in Tampa, Florida where he has "Dwarf Cage Fighting" and you can either emcee a match or participate in the fight. Wild.

It's a publicity stunt, but the dude is up front about it.

The auction includes your airfare, hotel, and drinks.

Win a trip to party with MIDGETS at my event!

Haunted, Cursed Monkey

Gah! Ugh. Creepy.

HAUNTED CURSED EVIL MUMMIFIED MONKEY!!!!

Steampunk Goggles

Ok, I think these are great. I'm a big dork, aren't I?

Bizarre/Mad Neo-Edwardian Steampunk Goggles *OOAK/LARP*

Flintstones Car

Yabba Dabba Do.

The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas VEE DUB VEHICLE REAL